Absurdities

Why is it called "two" ?

The dance-hall theory - the men stand on one side, wishing the women would accept an offer to dance. The Women stand on the other side, wishing the men would ask...everyone leaves with unfulfilled dreams...

If you buy an expensive watch, it is more likely to be lost within 48 hours of purchase, than the cheap $10 model, which lasts 20 years.

Humans are never happy with what we have; we always want what we cannot obtain.

The guy who drinks and smokes too much, carouses til all hours of the morning, and eats anything and everything unhealthy, lives until 100. The guy who watches his weight, gets regular excercise, doesn't drink, or smoke, dies of heart failure at 45.

This is part of Murphy's law, and God's wisdom - like the Kiwi bird, or the size of the avocado seed.

Most unhealthy things in life kill by causing people to worry about them.

Those who have are those who get; those who have not, stay that way.

ad infinitum...